As the cool wind of Winter starts to give way to Spring we had our next helping of PASTA and the theme… well the theme was farts. Don’t let anyone tell you getting your audience to decide the theme for the following month is a good idea. We’re just amazed it took this long before such a theme was “let loose”.
Once Dave and Emma had got the microphone working it wasn’t surprising to find a lot of people had guff themed works. We had farty pants grans, a Bachelor of Farts and were even invited to the Welsh Coast where we could stand with our back to the sea and trump at Trump. It was also nice to see the storytellers come out in force. We were presented with a snippet of a show (or a waft of a fart if you prefer) which referenced Mad Max, Meat Loaf and Phil Taylor. Along with the line, “The vindaloo has helped free my third eye.”
We like to think the fact the back screen of the stage had the words, “Supported using public funding by the Arts Council England” projected on it was both a show of resistance and a surrender to our baser instincts.
The first half ended with a lovely story from Daisy Black. A tale of harvest, a plague and a strong woman dealing with the Devil and finding an ally in a flatus. Daisy has a show on at the Arena in April and we think you should see it.
“Anymore farts?” said Purshouse and fortunately, or unfortunately, there wasn’t. At least none anyone admitted to.
After the interval we dived into the second half with a poem about ethics which included the killer line, “Values are what remains when we’re triggered.” We also had more storytelling including a lovely piece about the writer’s mom who was suffering from Cancer.
Witty, heartfelt and we have no doubt plenty of us know women who can show such strength and humour against adversity. These little snippets of prose go down well at these nights so if you have anything you’d like to try pop along. We then had more lovely poems on spiritual excess, dreams and then just in case you missed what happened in the first half a piece about uncontrollable gas.
We picked the theme for next month which is “Sheer Unspeakable Strangeness” and can only hope people don’t reuse their fart poems. Oh, reusing farts… that’s not a healthy.
Please don’t do that but do pop along next month and speak your unspeakable strangeness.























































